I"m in dire need of money and quikcly. Therefor i send an announcement. It may appall some but i suggest you don't feel offended when it's my body i'm talking about.
I'm gonna give it cheap but, not that cheap: for 10000$ i'm willing to give my virginity to whomever pays me that sum. I'm dead serious. I thought long and hard and between owing the goverment until the day I die and beyond or losing my virginity to a stranger be it male or female, I rather take the second option.
Of course there are stipuation to a contract that i will write up and must be signed by both parties.
1) I want the sum in my bank account before we get down to business. No bouncing checks you understand. The paying party will be protected by the contract to assure that i give the goods. We can sign in front of a third legal party, i dont mind in fact i would appreciate it. Likewise, when the goods will be delivered, i.e. I hand in my virginity, there will be a third party present (there may be one representing each pary in tha act) t make sure that the contract is fulfilled adequately. No screwing over.
2) Being a virgin, in all senses of the word ( At the age of 26 i stll have not have my first boyfriend) I will accompany the paying party to a clinic for him or her to get tested. I will demand a copy of the test results that will be stampled to the contract.
You have to understand that I'm lending you my vagina, not handing you my life. I will not come out of this with a killing disease.
3) For the additional sum of 10000$ the paying party, if they and i find the intial encounter adequate, may 'borrow' my vagina for six additional months. The meetings will be at our convenience and i will need at least a days notice to prepare. At any times both parties involved are allowed to bring a third person to make sure nothing awry happens.
Think about it, i'm giving myself over relativly cheap, think of the sum i'm asking and the rate per hour a normal prostitute asks and you'll see that i'm kind of desperate.
I'm not such a bad catch. i'm average looking and sized, bordering on cute, browned skined, head shaved like a Shanaed O'Connor wannabe, big breasted (36 dd) and relatively tall, 5'7''.
The paying party must be living in Montreal and its immediate surroundings.
I know that it seems kinda cold and harsh, but I'm doing this for money, handing my body over to a stranger, i have to protect myself and being a uni grad i can't just go about this in a immature way.
If you're interested, send me a comment on blogger or mail me at : goldorak226@yahoo.ca.
I'm gonna give it cheap but, not that cheap: for 10000$ i'm willing to give my virginity to whomever pays me that sum. I'm dead serious. I thought long and hard and between owing the goverment until the day I die and beyond or losing my virginity to a stranger be it male or female, I rather take the second option.
Of course there are stipuation to a contract that i will write up and must be signed by both parties.
1) I want the sum in my bank account before we get down to business. No bouncing checks you understand. The paying party will be protected by the contract to assure that i give the goods. We can sign in front of a third legal party, i dont mind in fact i would appreciate it. Likewise, when the goods will be delivered, i.e. I hand in my virginity, there will be a third party present (there may be one representing each pary in tha act) t make sure that the contract is fulfilled adequately. No screwing over.
2) Being a virgin, in all senses of the word ( At the age of 26 i stll have not have my first boyfriend) I will accompany the paying party to a clinic for him or her to get tested. I will demand a copy of the test results that will be stampled to the contract.
You have to understand that I'm lending you my vagina, not handing you my life. I will not come out of this with a killing disease.
3) For the additional sum of 10000$ the paying party, if they and i find the intial encounter adequate, may 'borrow' my vagina for six additional months. The meetings will be at our convenience and i will need at least a days notice to prepare. At any times both parties involved are allowed to bring a third person to make sure nothing awry happens.
Think about it, i'm giving myself over relativly cheap, think of the sum i'm asking and the rate per hour a normal prostitute asks and you'll see that i'm kind of desperate.
I'm not such a bad catch. i'm average looking and sized, bordering on cute, browned skined, head shaved like a Shanaed O'Connor wannabe, big breasted (36 dd) and relatively tall, 5'7''.
The paying party must be living in Montreal and its immediate surroundings.
I know that it seems kinda cold and harsh, but I'm doing this for money, handing my body over to a stranger, i have to protect myself and being a uni grad i can't just go about this in a immature way.
If you're interested, send me a comment on blogger or mail me at : goldorak226@yahoo.ca.
Comments
I guess its a joke. if its not, you should go to a financial adviser or search for an old, rich man with cancer... *headshaking*
hm, the only word, thats come to my mind is bullshit...
I guess you don't know what desperation means and you don't know to what lenght I'll go to get free of the strangling feeling I've been living with for a while.