I woke up this morning to shnot shooting out of my nose. Thank God I have no boyfriend. I mean imagine that: Wake up as ugly as the thing that crawls out of an ass and then you look at your totally hot boyfriend sleeping. You're like, God, he's so cute when he sleeps, I'm incredibly lucky that he doesn't mind waking up to the "relatively plain one" turned into gorgone. You watch as his eyes flutter open and you're like: "Good Morning" with the sweet smile and the shnot just shoots out of your nose to go stick on his forehead. His response in the best of days: "...".
Argh! *Bangs head on the wall...*
Argh! *Bangs head on the wall...*
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